The Candy Crush Shuffle

//The Candy Crush Shuffle

A few month ago, David and I had gotten into this routine of watching Ancient Aliens while playing Candy Crush Soda Saga. We would sit for the hour scoffing at the theories the experts come up with and create our own. As we do this, I’m mindlessly following the flashing move suggestions on the game, doing the same in moves over and over burning through lives. It will take a reload or two before I realize that I’m supposed to be getting the bear across the line not popping bottles.Screenshot 2015-05-13 14.55.13

Every time I catch myself reloading lives like I have an infinite amount I am reminded of how I Your feel my life was like. I would go through it mindlessly cheap nba jerseys repeating the same situations asking myself “Why does this always happen to me?” I just assumed I was cursed or deserved día it and my life would shuffle and I would carry on moving crap around.

I see others doing the same thing. Having the same problems and situations happen repeatedly too and just mindlessly accepting the outcome. If every cheap jerseys person you date ends up being crazy then perhaps it’s not your date that’s the problem. Have a habit of getting fired? Not every boss can have it out for you. Same arguments arising? Do you not understand why people don’t like you? Are you always losing your phone? Wallet? Kids? Do you cheap jerseys free shipping repeatedly have accidents in the kitchen?

My dad is a retired drywaller. On the job he often hurt himself and blamed his tools. I remember one time after tripping over a bench he yelled

My fucking tools are trying to kill me!  It’s like my own dog biting me.”

Hands up if you think my dad’s inanimate bench was trying to kill him. If you think my dad’s bench was в attempting murder then you probably believe that the Nazca lines are giant runways for spaceships. Objects are not serial killers and your dates aren’t crazy. It’s you that’s the problem. YOU are the common Free denominator of all Video those things.

Pay attention to the quest.  If you’re killing shit for 20 minutes and your quests not complete read the quest. In order to finish the quest and move onto the next level you need to be aware of the mistakes you make and better yourself for fucks sake. Presence cheap nba jerseys through life and gaming can make for a smoother existence.

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